SOCKS!!!

I just have to say ......

I have something that absolutely drives my crazy .......

YES!!!!

I admit it ...............

The dreaded ----

PILE

of 

ONE SOCKS!!!

WHERE DO THEIR MATCH MATES GO????

WHERE DO THEY HIDE???

I keep saving them -- thinking --

"The socks HAVE to turn up!"

BUT

The pile still grows!!!

PLEASE ...... Mr. Sock Gremlin -- 

WE WANT OUR SOCKS BACK!!!!